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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.

That's because that's an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.

[–] devilkitty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Of course. Makes the food taste better.

(I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)