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Ouch… 18/20
Edit: They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
That's because that's an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.
Of course. Makes the food taste better.
(I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)
I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)
And don't forget the requirement to pull the button two to three times immediately after picking up a power drill.
I have the other 2. Combined we can make a whole dad
cool, now you only have to decide who enters who
I thought about this recently and it does make sense. You've gotta test the spring so you can use the right amount of force