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This is like bluffing that you're going to shoot yourself in the head during a gunfight.
laughing out loud at this more than you know
cw suicide kind of
DERANGED COUNTRY KILLS ITSELFCitizens in shock as a deranged nation state, reportedly from the loins of Mammon, shot itself in the head last night in the middle of a rugged mountain range in southern Iran. The exact details of the incident have not been revealed, but first-hand witnesses claim that the nation was making a point.
"Can't say I'm surprised," Mohammad Marandi, professor at University of Tehran, who saw witnessed the incident live, commented. "It was extremely unstable and had threatened to kill itself before."
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CITY IN MOURNING: BURNED-OUT COUNTRY SHOOTS CHILDRENYesterday in the city of Minab, a deranged "world law official" from the paramilitary outfit that calls itself the United States Air Force bombed and killed girls in a local school. Locals are in shock.
"It was out of control," said Mohammad Marandi, professor at University of Tehran. "I hope they put it away for good."
Cw: suicidal threat
It worked in Blazing Saddles, maybe they're onto something