Bad news, I don't think it's mild cheddar anymore
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!
Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.
Sharper cheese has more taste than any Republican I’ve met.
and culture!
holy shit. I haven't thought of Owl in decades.