Bad news, I don't think it's mild cheddar anymore
it never was cheddar, it's american "cheese".
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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Your grandma has a 22 year old block of mold and calcium lactate.
"Cheese".
Mmmm extra mature
The ultimate Packers cheese head
Only 78 more years to go!
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
Oh no, that's become wild cheddar my friend.
If the wax seal has never been broken and it's been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I'd 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it's been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour... carve and enjoy.
It's not been stored correctly though for aging. It's not even the oldest cheese I've eaten though.
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
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It is spicy cheddar.
Do not eat green cheese.
It's not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
Be sure to ask for the green coffin at your green funeral.
Not sure it can legally be called cheese anymore
When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!
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That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
Lol we're no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house
Lol we're no fans of the packers either.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
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What color did it start as
Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)
moldy and bacterial cheese, thats not good for you, yum.
At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom
Actually, I think it's cheese.
it was cheese.
eat the fucking cheese
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