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[–] sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

I mean, the W54 was small enough to be carried by a person and I don't think anyone wants even a 1kt device going off near them. So it's within the realm of possibility even if it does strain credulity as an actual goal Iran was working toward (let alone a solid justification for this bullshit).

Edit: the W54 weighed 51lb (23 kg).

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That wouldn't be a suicide vest, though; it'd be a suicide fat suit.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

"watch closely, because I'm only going to show you once"

I don’t think anyone wants even a 1kt device going off near them

Pussies.