Games

Disco Elysium is not a fucking cop game oh my god these people would have had some white woman running around in the Alps looking for a cat fucking christ.

I didn't want to paint yet another boring painting of some paternal figure like "Saturn Devouring His Son" so I decided to paint Otto Von Bismarck instead.

I didn't want to write another book about hunting whales after Moby Dick, so my new piece is about Elmer Fudd.

I didnt want to make yet another movie about some rich guy after citizen kane

Times have changed, people don't want yet another story about some kid with daddy issues like Hamlet.

The whole bird thing is so last year, I don't think I'd want to write a poem about birds like The Raven.

I didn't want to make yet another capitalism-simulator after Return of the Obra Dinn.

Spies are in

ahh yes the famous non-cops of the CIA or COINTELPRO undercover agents. Yes it's the profession description that's the issue. fuck. We all love MI6, James Bond is such a cool guy and definitely not a cop.

I hate these people I spit on their graves I hope they all fucking die, killing the one beautiful game developer in its cradle and flying in and sniffing your own fucking farts about it oh my god they suck so much. "Oho the last game was just a cop game" oh my god you privileged PMC radlib Karen bugseller fucks