Chapotraphouse

So I live in a sober living for trans people, but we also allow cis queer people in here because it's hard out in the recovery world for queer people. Well, one of our housemates today revealed himself to be a raging transphobe today. I assigned him to the kitchen chore for the rest of the week, which is already the most time consuming chore, but I want to make it hell for him. We have a gas range, a microwave, a dish rack that he's responsible for putting up all the dishes on, and a fridge he's supposed to clean once throughout the week.

I need ideas people, so far I plan on getting ketchup packets from the gas station down the street and stepping on them so the floor has old, exploded ketchup packets on it. Also gonna do this in the fridge so it's hardened and gross for him to clean.

I'm going to fill the dish rack with clean dishes just so he has to put them back away. And I'm going to make it an overwhelming pile liable to fall over in hopes he breaks a plate and has to sweep it up (or maybe cuts himself on glass)

Gonna start splashing coffee all over the microwave, and microwave stuff with tomato sauce so that it explodes all over the microwave. Then when he forgets to clean the microwave, I'm gonna get on his ass.

I'm gonna start frying random shit just to get grease all over the counters/gas range. I'm pretty low on food, so I might just take the direct route of pouring water into a hot pan of oil. But everything will be covered in grease.

Gonna start pouring random shit all over the sink filter and never empty it on my own. He left it super greasy this morning with God knows what and I had to empty it, but that'll be his problem this week

This doesn't involve the kitchen, but he's minorly allergic to bleach so I'm already starting to clean the rest of the house with bleach and hide it so that he is constantly itchy and with a headache. I'm then going to lie about there being no bleach in the house if he smells it. Towels, walls, toilets, bathtub, everything cleaned with bleach.

I'm also definitely keying his car. Gonna ask one of my coworkers for an old key and just go to town

Leyla on Anti-psychotics would never do this, but this is definitely something I would have done before the anti-psychotics. It's nice to have the old me back.