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[–] squirrel@piefed.zip 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 9 hours ago

Portable bidet

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.

[–] squirrel@piefed.zip 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass

Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there's a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I only do that in severe cases

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

pressure wash your ass

Yes. It shouldn't take that much pressure.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

But it does not clean that well.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I don't usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so.....