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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
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Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
Sure, BUT, don't just connect it to the cold water supply - they need proper isolation - I've heard of cases where households have gotten really sick and they found that bacteria from the bum gun had made it back to the drinking water.
What? How would that even work? The nozzle gets dirty and the bacteria propagate three feet up the tube against occasional water flow and into the main pipe?
Backflow preventers are a thing. I’d never considered it for a bidet but it makes sense.
It's tough kid, but it's life? Don't forget to pack a wife?
Downvoters don't get the reference
Eat more fibre
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
pressure wash your ass
Yes. It shouldn't take that much pressure.
Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
I don't usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so.....
Portable bidet
laughs in bidet
constipation perhaps.