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Suddenly seeing more hexbear posts. Did we re-federate with them? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by jacaw@sh.itjust.works to c/main@sh.itjust.works

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If so, was it polled somewhere?

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[-] somename@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

You’re really regurgitating Cold War tropes huh

[-] Staines@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

This is revisionist, river rock stacking and outdoor cats are strictly forbidden.

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

The only thing I’m regurgitating is your dads cum

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

frothingfash

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

^ That’s me after being scratched by your dad’s sharp dick. We were both liberals before that, but you know what they say, “jerk off a liberal and a fascist cums”

[-] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

we all love a nice pointy dick. i remember the good old days at the dick sharpening factory

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nobody wants to have a sharp dick anymore :( now it’s all about testicle milking factories

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

walter-breakdown

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Is that supposed to be me? Real mature. Admin of the year over here claiming I’m having a breakdown. I’ll show you a breakdown. Your dads car is gonna have thousands of dollars in damages and I’m going to convince him you did it while lashing out against your stepmom

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Yup. That's you having a breakdown alright.

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

And who are you? One of Carcosa’s friends? I told them to let me know when they were having company over! Their father is going to give them a stern talking to, hopefully taking away their Nintendo (that’s what I call their gaming PC, I know it’s not a Nintendo, it just pisses them off and I’m a sadist, don’t tell them!)

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

The more verbose the more funny I always say.

[-] boboblaw@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Verbosity is the soul of wit.

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Did someone tell a joke? Tell me! I’m quite the comedy fan! That Dan Nainan is quite the card. His joke about the Samsung galaxy s7, HILARIOUS! And Tom Myers truly is the king of comedy!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Please tell me a chatbot wrote this cringe

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

you don't have a life, do you

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

You had infinite directions to maneuver and you picked the only one that perfectly identifies you with the emote lmao

[-] somename@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Congrats I guess?

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Funny, that’s exactly what he said!

[-] somename@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I don't have, like, weird hang-ups with sex being mentioned on the internet, so I'm not sure what you're going for here. Like I get it's supposed to be an insult, but you can really do better. I believe in you!

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Is it insulting that I sucked your dads dick? Are you saying your dad can do so much better than me? I know I’ll never be your real mother but I’m trying to make him happy! I’m sorry that’s not enough. I hope we can have a civil conversation about this one day

Go ahead, call your volcel police, their jurisdiction doesn’t hold weight here!