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[-] hardypart@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

Is this in Germany? This looks very German to me and I can't even tell why.

[-] sznowicki@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Somewhere in the Reichstag: "Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!"

[-] philpo@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude,that is not done in the Reichstag,that is far too inefficient.

We of course have our own government department for that, the Bundeswegbeleuchtungsreparaturamt (Federal footpath lighting repair authority) which is part of the Bundesimmobilienverwaltung(Federal real estate authority).

There are of course similar institutions on the state level (besides Saxony/Sachsen, it seems they like to live in the dark) like the Landesweglichtverwaltung (State path light administration) of Baden-Wurttemberg.

Some larger communities have similar agencies,but most simply have a commissary for it (Dorfweglichtbeauftragter), and yes, they are mostly named Hans, Dieter or sometimes Horst.

This is actually a very sensitive topic as the people suffered a lot during the war time black outs and therefore wanted to make sure that never happens again. (Besides Saxony, as I said,they prefer to keep it like 45 in some places).

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Can't even tell if you're messing with us or if this is completely true.

[-] hardypart@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Im German and I can't even tell if he's joking.

[-] philpo@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

What? Messing with you? That would imply humour, which is inefficient and therefore forbidden by law!

This is scandalous!

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

We heff eckssidentally repläced wan bulb with a kaltweiß kind, Wolfgang get ze shotgun

[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

shotgun

Schrotflinte heißt das

[-] hardypart@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Haha, sauber :D

[-] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

It's the shape of the building

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Looks just as plausible to be in the US.

[-] Khotetsu@lib.lgbt 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, if it were the US, that playground would be a parking lot.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those things are at apartments in the US...

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

And risk being sued for medical expenses?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes? There's an apartment building I drive by all the time that has a playground.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

With a thing on a spring that is an injury lawyer's wet dream? Also that thing is not cordoned off, it's for general use, even though privately constructed.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You know those spring things are in public park playgrounds, right? My daughter played on them when she was younger all the time.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

All I can say is American expats are regularly gob-struck by how "unsafe" our playgrounds are. Where "unsafe" means fun and a place where kids can learn to judge risks and develop independence.

Are you even allowed to let a kid play there while you're inside or is the CPS going to drag you to court for it?

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There's nothing in that playground you couldn't find in a typical American playground. The Americans you know apparently just have the personalities of wet towels.

[-] wreel 1 points 1 year ago

America has a lot of problems but the idea that Americans can afford to be frivolously litigious is hilarious.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

One, they are efficient and don't have humour.

[-] enragedzeus05@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Lights scream German. Colors scream American base.

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