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submitted 10 months ago by stopthatgirl7@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

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[-] Zathras@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

According to the article, the crabs have been bred in an environment without predators. Therefore they have to train the crabs how to protect themselves in order to survive in the coral reefs. Picture of using puppets to train crabs

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

That is a terrifying puppet. Like wtf is it supposed to be?

[-] janus2 16 points 10 months ago

A Very Normal Sea Creature Nothing To See Here

(squid?)

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

normal... is uh. relative, heh.

I mean... have you seen what comes up out of the sea? freaking aliens, man.

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Ironically said by a fugly duck. Hmm

[-] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

apparently, yes. and... basically everything else. apparently. and also cuddle fish and squid.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

*Cuttlefish. They may look cuddly, but most are not.

[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Terrifying for a crab... Wait... are you a crab?!? :O

[-] PandaPikachu@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'm kinda surprised to see them training them one at a time. That's going to take ages. "OK, Roger has been successfully intimidated by the nightmare puppet. Looks like Brenda is next in line, someone bring in Brenda."

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just put a real predator in the tank forehead

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure crabs brains are so simple that they are almost purely instinctual. You shouldn't need to train them. But I can hurt, I guess.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Marine biologist’s friend: How’s work been lately?

Biologist: Great! This month I’ve been putting on puppet shows for crabs!

Friend: Is that a euphemism or …?

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