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submitted 10 months ago by stopthatgirl7@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

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[-] Zathras@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

According to the article, the crabs have been bred in an environment without predators. Therefore they have to train the crabs how to protect themselves in order to survive in the coral reefs. Picture of using puppets to train crabs

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

That is a terrifying puppet. Like wtf is it supposed to be?

[-] janus2 16 points 10 months ago

A Very Normal Sea Creature Nothing To See Here

(squid?)

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

normal... is uh. relative, heh.

I mean... have you seen what comes up out of the sea? freaking aliens, man.

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Ironically said by a fugly duck. Hmm

[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Terrifying for a crab... Wait... are you a crab?!? :O

[-] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Octopus, if I had to guess

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

apparently, yes. and... basically everything else. apparently. and also cuddle fish and squid.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

*Cuttlefish. They may look cuddly, but most are not.

[-] PandaPikachu@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'm kinda surprised to see them training them one at a time. That's going to take ages. "OK, Roger has been successfully intimidated by the nightmare puppet. Looks like Brenda is next in line, someone bring in Brenda."

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just put a real predator in the tank forehead

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Marine biologist’s friend: How’s work been lately?

Biologist: Great! This month I’ve been putting on puppet shows for crabs!

Friend: Is that a euphemism or …?

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure crabs brains are so simple that they are almost purely instinctual. You shouldn't need to train them. But I can hurt, I guess.

[-] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

These are native crabs right? Surely they wouldn't introduce a potentially invasive species. Right?

[-] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago

Making crabs even more appealing is that they’re native to Florida, just in relatively low numbers. (“Everything eats them,” Spadaro said.) Adding them to the reef is unlikely to have any grave unintended consequences for the ecosystem, Spadaro said, especially considering that there are few other herbivores.

Yeah

[-] greenfish@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

THERE IS A PERSON WHOSE JOB IS TO TRAIN CRABS WITH A PUPPET

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

According to the article, the crabs will help the coral by eating algae. Unfortunately, algae is great for (and sorely needed for) removing carbon dioxide from the air.

https://fortune.com/2022/07/05/brilliant-planet-startup-marine-algae-carbon-capture-climate-change/

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Crabs eating to save the environment isn't gonna destroy the environment

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Eeeeh maybe. America has a long history of over-correcting an issue and creating a new issue

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 10 months ago

As long as this chain doesn't end with scuba diving gorillas it's fine

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I have bad news for you...

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Pour fertiliser in the ocean to grow more algae, 5head

[-] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Biodiversity is more important.

Also you're talking about microalgae, the stuff that makes water look green. The stuff the crabs would be eating is growing on the coral or is shading it like kelp.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Hopefully you are right! I just found it humorous that on one side of the world they’re growing algae to save the planet, and on the other side they are getting rid of algae to save the planet. 🤷‍♂️

[-] tillimarleen@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

How about letting them loose in the state legislatures?

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Or copy Roosevelt’s idea and use badgers.

[-] tillimarleen@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Teddy Roosevelt was on one of his speech tours when a girl offered him a badger. He said yes, named it Josiah, and would often sic it on congresspeople who were running late or being otherwise annoying.

[-] tillimarleen@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

In unrelated news, FL conservatives pass law banning crabs due to "water wokeness".

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

This is how it begins.

[-] janus2 9 points 10 months ago

🦀🦀🦀

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

So that's why my ex booked that flight to Miami

[-] Snoopey@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Taste like crab, speak like people

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Hmmm.

Cyborg crabs?

Noooope. Cool but boring!

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