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The following is Harry Potter's career goal. You are NOT required to write a career goal of this type in your action plan. Instead you will identify three priority areas and create appropriate and corresponding action steps. This career goal is intended to give context to the example timeline ONLY.

Harry Potter's career goal (you do NOT need to write a career goal like this)

I have a very strong ambition to join the Ministry of Magic as an Auror – a Dark Wizard Catcher. Given my experiences working against dark magic since I discovered I was a Wizard, I am extremely passionate to continue to develop my skill and knowledge to help keep both the Muggle world and the Wizarding World free from the negative impact of the criminal activity of dark wizards. I intend to apply for a graduate Auror program in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. This program interests me because it is diverse, with a focus on developing the Auror’s skill and knowledge across all areas.

The key factors that will impact my capacity to secure a position in this program are the grades I achieve as I continue to progress towards my N.E.W.T (Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test) in key subject areas such as Potions, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration and Charms. While I obviously intend to continue to pursue these discipline areas in an academic sense, I will also seek extra-curricular opportunities to further develop my knowledge. I plan to ask for recommendations from my Professors and friends to people they know who specialise in each of the key areas I will need to excel in to achieve the marks needed for the Auror Graduate Program.

Connecting with these people will also ensure I develop my knowledge of the job (beyond the visible aspects) so I will be better prepared for the Auror tests (like Stealth and Tracking, Concealment and Disguise, and advanced Magical Combat). My career plan is therefore centred on establishing connections with key people who can help me prepare for the rigorous training ahead. I also hope these key contacts will be able to recommend relevant professional development workshops and seminars I can attend to stay abreast of the developments in the industry.

**Harry Potter is a fictional character created by Author JK Rowling.

OH THANK GOD THEY CLARIFIED THAT HE'S NOT REAL I WAS ALMOST FOOLED FOR A SECOND

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT CLASS THIS IS FOR

IT'S BIOLOGICAL SYSTEMS

YES THEY'RE MAKING US DO AN EMPLOYABILITY ASSIGNMENT IN A BIOLOGY CLASS

PRIVATISED UNIVERSITY IS A JOKE

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Muggle is a racial slur

Harry potter is a cop

Yep it’s liberal time

[-] ClassUpperMiddle@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I mean in the books, is being a cop a bad thing? You basically just hunt fascist and like actual criminals. Sounds pretty based, it's just the books are baby brain stupid.

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Idk only know harry potter from cultural osmosis but sending people to Azkaban is pretty fucked up.

[-] ClassUpperMiddle@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Same, I don't have any investment in Arry Potta either. Why do you get sent to Azkaban?

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

They sent an innocent guy there to be tortured even though theres literal truth telling potions.

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