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The man I've kept locked in my basement for 18 years broke out and attacked me, completely unprovoked. Can I get some sympathy in these trying times? (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 139 points 9 months ago

If this is a Palestine analogy shouldn’t you be breaking into his home and locking the man in his own basement?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 65 points 9 months ago

Holy shit it's a really good fucking post from a federated account

posting

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

We kept the good ones coming around it seems, proud of our federated comrades who stayed to learn the art of posting

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

I mean I don’t want to disappoint you guys but…

[-] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hell yeah howdy hoe partner deng-cowboy

Ah shit wait 3 year old account. Well still, good posting

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

the art of posting

Lost book by Sun Tzu.

[-] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

I love seeing federated accounts post in the dunk tank. real "one of us" hours.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

GOOD post

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Yeah but like what if OP REALLY REALLY liked that guy's house? Then he definitely deserves it, the guy in the basement is just being entitled tbh.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

michael-laugh

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

che-laugh

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

EDIT: I misread the above post. My mistake.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 43 points 9 months ago

I am absolutely not trying to both sides anything here. I meant that Israel is taking over the Palestinian house and putting the Palestinians in their own basement. Unless I’ve completely misinterpreted the analogy or something here.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

EDIT: It seems I misread you. My mistake.

[-] raven@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Unless this user has been susposting lately I think you might have this one backwards. I think they're saying "I agree with everything except the implication that Israel owns the 'house'in the first place."

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I misread the post. My mistake.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago

Okay I’m not in any way trying to condemn Palestine for fighting back here. I was trying to point out that the reality is actually worse than the analogy implied but either I’ve done so clumsily or completely misread the analogy. Either way, just to be explicitly clear: fuck Israel.