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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 134 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everything!

Say "I love you babe!"

  • Long term relationship - green
  • First date - red

Say "I'll beat you!"

  • Racing a kid - green
  • When stoping in the middle of the woods with your date - red

Let a fart rip

  • With a friend when the room is silent - green
  • On your date when she rims you - red

I can go on

[-] yanyuan@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago
[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago
[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

I dunno that last one could both be green flags!

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

No kink shaming on that last one

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

"I'll beat you" Had me rolling

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Pleasen't don't

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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