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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 134 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Everything!

Say "I love you babe!"

  • Long term relationship - green
  • First date - red

Say "I'll beat you!"

  • Racing a kid - green
  • When stoping in the middle of the woods with your date - red

Let a fart rip

  • With a friend when the room is silent - green
  • On your date when she rims you - red

I can go on

[-] yanyuan@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

Please don't

[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago
[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

I dunno that last one could both be green flags!

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

No kink shaming on that last one

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 months ago

"I'll beat you" Had me rolling

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Pleasen't don't

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 86 points 9 months ago

A literal flag colored red, if you or the flag is moving towards the other so fast as to blueshift it to green.

[-] neumast@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Sooooo, wavelengths (λ) become longer when something moves away (redshift) and become shorter when something moves towards you (blueshift).

For a red flag (λ0=610nm) to become a green flag (λ1=549nm), it has to move towards you quite fast. But how fast is 'quite fast'?

Using the formula

flag_velocity / speed of light (c) = difference in wavelengths / starting wavelength

we get

flag_velocity = (610-549) / 610 * c = 61 / 610 * c = 1/10 * c

This means: the flag has to move with about c/10 = 30 000 000 m/s = 108 000 000 km/h = 67 108 100 mph. Yeah, that's quite fast.

(Disclaimer:

  1. use info on own risk

  2. values for λ were chosen in a way to make calculations easy. There is no info on what shade of red or green the flag is. The final result will be about the same.

  3. With speeds at around 10% of c, I should use the formula considering the relativistic doppler effect... However, i wont. Thanks.)

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

So you're saying I should date her right?

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 69 points 9 months ago

Red flag: My friend once saw what looked like people setting a RadioShack ablaze and stealing all the expensive electronics and making off with them all.

Green flag context: It was actually a faulty electronic that caused the fire, and the "thieves" were Good Samaritans saving everything from getting burned.

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Hope they got all of the free battery of the month cards!

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

You could get a card that entitled you to a free battery every month.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Oh. I'm not sure. That's the least they could've done though, considering someone posted a video of them saving the electronics and ruined their reputation. Made worse because they were loyal AA immigrant employees in a community that was growing unfonder of the immigration and the perception of what they were doing caused things to skyrocket.

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[-] raubarno@lemmy.ml 51 points 9 months ago

If a person with protanopia/deuteranopia looks at a red flag, one sees green-ish flag.

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hi, protan here, you are not a correct. I am red-blind and it's more like reds are extremely muted, with weaker reds looking kinda grey.

Yellows turn into greens, though, for perhaps predictable reasons.

[-] venoft@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Red flags: wants constant attention, nags constantly for me to make her dinner, sometimes physically hurts me.

Green flag: when it's my cat.

[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Or a toddler/infant.

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Of ur moving fast enough the doppler effect.

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[-] CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Lying and pretending to know something who's actually a complete stranger to them

When the stranger is a drunk woman in distress clearly trying to get away from a predator.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Color blindness test

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

If you’re colorblind.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

If your partner is indiscriminately murdering vaguely shady people with a bow and arrow it will probably be fine, cause he’ll reset the universe and become god (or something?) just be sure to weep about being betrayed at least once every seas—er… year.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Having a picture of a burning CCP flag on their wall 🇨🇳🔥

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 9 months ago

Partners who want to do everything for you.

They're very giving, and will do you so many favors, and cater to your whims. Favorite ice cream? Let me go buy it for you! Need something from the store? I'll go get it! Need a ride? Got you covered!

Once they have you "locked down" (married, pregnant, in a long-term lease, dependant on them for transport, etc.) they can do a 180 and suddenly "you owe them". No more favors. Only guilt. They'll isolate you and make every negative emotion they feel be "your fault."

They want you to become dependant on them so they can use and manipulate you.

Be so very careful with overly kind/giving people. Never let yourself be 100% dependant on someone else. Ever. No matter how nice they are to you.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

I think you misread the question.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago

Oh, I totally did. Whoops. I'm tired. Keepin' it up.

[-] senicar@social.cyb3r.dog 14 points 9 months ago

It was a good answer anyway

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Piss-play fetish if you swim around the Great Barrier Reef a lot.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Multiple Personalities.

When you say you wanna see other people, they already are other people!

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Eating in an extremely unhealthy way if you're an actor and it's necessary to gain weight for a movie, or it's for an official science experiment.

[-] Rocky60@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Sometimes a bad credit rating is a good thing

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

USSR when you want to liberate the working class (or if you have red-green color blindness)

[-] red_concrete@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Or when you're looking for the Chinese consulate.

[-] mifan@feddit.dk 3 points 9 months ago

Zhongshan Island

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