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He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.
“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”
My god, who did this to you?
"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"
What did he look like?
"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"
210 pounds, yea in your bra!
I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma
I don't think he's got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.