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[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 192 points 1 year ago

Good. Breaking the law should inconvenience you.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 148 points 1 year ago

Has he tried … not doing fraud?

[-] al177 55 points 1 year ago

Have some compassion.

Fraud is highly addictive. He needs to be in a fraud rehab center where trained professionals can step him down from treason to committing misdemeanors in a safe, controlled environment.

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Treason is debatable with more information than we have available as the public, but he is certainly a traitor to the office, the document, and the people.

Treason has specific definitions he may have met, but we aren't fully aware of yet.

But if it happened, throw the book at him.

Make the Rosenberg's deaths look like the happiest ending.

[-] rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He had a plan in place to overturn the government when he lost the election. That's literally in the textbook definition of treason.

[-] goferking0 10 points 1 year ago

But that's his entire business

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That's like asking him to stop breathing, he has been doing it all his life.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 82 points 1 year ago

Bro you literally don’t have to be there lmfao

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 144 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's lying about having to be there. He's also lying about it distracting from the campaign. Him being at the trial is part of the campaign. Him saying it's distracting from the campaign, is also part of the campaign.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago
[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Also, part of the campaign

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

It is interesting to see what he’s really like, is his outward personality part of being the perfect candidate or is it an act that he has spent a career practicing

Where does Trump the god of the inbreds end and where does Trump the pathetic begin

[-] funkpandemic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

He's campaigning for prison

[-] Techmaster@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

He's got my vote!

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait what??

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago

He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[-] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

[-] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

[-] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think he's got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.

[-] Elliott@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

He's a horrible person but as of yet nobody has really introduced him to consequences, so his delusions remain intact.

[-] menjegfikk@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 1 year ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This prison is really getting in the way of my life.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] abobla@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He cares more about being rich than being president, hence this trial takes president over becoming president.

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