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[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 82 points 8 months ago

Place your bets:

A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.

B.) A hilarious training accident.

C.) They knew too much.

D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.

E.) He's back...

spoiler

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

PUNISHED DORNER

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

FUCK EM UP SPACEMAN

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I'll take the next elevator

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are ghosts everywhere!...

Something hilarious must have happened here!

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A ghost gun??!

I know what you're thinking, and you're right!

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Dorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared.

The first line is something like:

Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

There's gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

they got Pontypool'd by the word "fentanyl"

[-] nsantoro73 1 points 8 months ago

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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