this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Place your bets:
A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.
B.) A hilarious training accident.
C.) They knew too much.
D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.
E.) He's back...
spoiler
PUNISHED DORNER
[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!
FUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
I'll take the next elevator
There are ghosts everywhere!...
Something hilarious must have happened here!
A ghost gun??!
I know what you're thinking, and you're right!
Dorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
I think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared.
The first line is something like:
When one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
There's gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
they got Pontypool'd by the word "fentanyl"
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.