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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 47 points 8 months ago
[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Dear god, what have I done

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump's philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

be careful if you try to hex putin

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

DO NOT fight Allah on the astral plane

[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

No more half measures, Walter?

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