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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 73 points 7 months ago
[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

..-b-but we can move him left! funny-clown-hammer

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Is there a list of people who said that? I want to bully them.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

He's fighting fascism!

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago

biden-forgor "Hoo boy, this whole 'genocide Joe' thing is killing my poll numbers. I've got to do something about this!"

hopium "Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?"

biden-harbinger "What? No! I'm gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!"

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 47 points 7 months ago

Genuine dark Brandon moment

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Dear god, what have I done

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

be careful if you try to hex putin

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

DO NOT fight Allah on the astral plane

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump's philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

No more half measures, Walter?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Just die already you old piece of shit

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago
[-] daisy@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

He is so fucked. He was only useful to Ukraine's nazis so long as he was bringing western support. Now those same nazis have seen western support dry up in favour of giving that support to Israel. I'd bet good money on a "stabbed in the back by our Jewish leader" narrative taking serious root in Ukraine.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

I am convinced that in the future Zelensky steps into a time machine and returns to the past to live out his old age as Hide The Pain Harold

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

meant to edit and not reply to myself but w/e

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Downfall: kievan edition

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

let's "finish the job" - Genocide Joe 2024

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Call me a sectarian or a crybaby or whatever, but I think the most painful and frustrating aspect is not the ghouls in power themselves, I already expect them to dole out slop year after year to maintain status quo, empower the fash, irritate 10 o clock news watchers and maybe widen a freeway.

Its the soapbox leftists/libs/leftcom/radlibs (or whatever kids these days call them) who espouse leftist talking points but seem to clam up the second their treats are affected.

Will they support Palestine liberation? No

Will they stop Thacker Pass mine? Or all the other displacement of ndns? No

Will they fight for the Navajo Nation- or the countless ndns who froze during the 2022 cold snap? No?

Will they call for even the basic shit like a wage increase? student debt forgiveness or even healthcare? oh FUCK no

It seems as though they have salaries or various other assets and wealth they risk losing if they actually stuck to their principles. All these assholes do is just render revolutionary movements and talking points inert while the fash become slowly comfortable and recuperated into mainstream thought. And Im not just saying all this to go on a mid morning coffee tirade, I am in a large discord server full of these kind of people. They're unusually quiet on things like the plight of the ndns, but have an entire channel dedicated to ukraine news. Dont even get them started on Palestine, they have a roundabout way of supporting a ceasefire, israel, and voting blue at the same time and I just cant wrap my head around it.

All this does is make me mistrust and hate everyone.

kitty-cri-potato

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 7 months ago

Bourgeoisification is real. 😞

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

"The people of old mississippi Should all hang their heads in shame I can't understand how their minds work What's the matter don't they watch les crain? But if you ask me to bus my children I hope the cops take down your name So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal"

...

"I read new republic and nation I've learned to take every view You know, i've memorized lerner and golden I feel like i'm almost a jew But when it comes to times like korea There's no one more red, white and blue So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal"

~Phil Ochs, Love me I'm a Liberal

Forever green. Death to America

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Sorry but what does ndns stand for ?

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

ndn is shorthand for native indian or native indigenous , myself and other indigenous comrades have referred to ourselves as such on occasion.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Hamas is winning, perhaps...

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

This is so funny considering they had “heated debates” on whether to send Ukraine their top secret wunderwaffe or just keep flooding them with Soviet weapons

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Ben Shapiro now be like "I would die for this man"

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Nah the conservatives still say he's controlled by the SeeSeePee and is a devout commie

[-] HauntedBySpectacle@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

There were restrictions?

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