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Milord has no choice but to take measures against the other peasants who have been possessed by woke transgender demons to steal from him ๐Ÿ˜”

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 8 months ago

It seems like a convenience measure to me, why steal one when you could steal two?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 8 months ago

Those are like 5 liter bottles (insert meme about cooking oil and muricans), i would assume shoplifting even one is problematic.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 8 months ago

Damn, 5 liters? I don't think I could even get through one of those before it goes bad, and cooking oil lasts for ages.

On the other hand, shoplift a couple of bottles and get to do a bit of light weightlifting at the same time, sounds like a win/win to me!

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