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i hate to say it, but just like capitalist santa, acab santa isn't real
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this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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How to send this money to this guy's commissary account:
Name: John Turscak
Register Number: 14098-074
Age: 52
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 06/03/26
Location: USP Tucson
Follow the instructions at this link:
https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#wu
A polite recommendation is to provide him with a sum of money which ends in 22 cents.
Why ending in 22 cents?
Inmate charged with stabbing George Floyd killer Derek Chauvin 22 times
The symbolism might be lost on him if it's one donation (although he seems clued up on this stuff and prisoners, famously, have plenty of time on their hands to think) but if he gets multiple donations from strangers that end in 22 cents he's gonna get the message loud and clear.
$13.12 might also be a good one.
First thing Monday, after I get my bank account out of the red I'm sending him a few bucks