I once had a girl stop me in the street and ask me for directions back to her hotel. She said she was new in town and wanted to meet some locals. I showed her on the map that it was on the same street as we were standing, just four blocks down. She laughed and said something like, "Im not sure, can you walk there with me?"

And I pointed and was like "its literally that building down there!"

And she goes "Oh... " and wandered off, then crossed the street and went into a cafe

To this day Im not sure if I missed out on getting laid or losing my kidneys.

F

When I was young I missed so many signals (though I dare anyone to understand the signals sent by a teen tomboy) I married the woman whose first move was a hug

After being married, then after being divorced and too broken to date then I saw every signal, but they all quietened down (or I was missing them) when I was ready to date again

Some non-signals are pretty bold though - at a recent music festival a woman wanted to kiss every man present. I'm not up for cheating so I dodged her

She wasn't out on the hunt, she was on ecstasy