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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

So does she need a middle aged man to make margaritas and gossip by the pool with her?

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

That position has been filled. Sorry.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I'm livid!

Is there a waiting list?

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah I mean... At least to be the backup man.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Does she have anybody that explains things to her while they are having a bubble bath?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Tell Hoshi we love him

this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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