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[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 42 points 7 months ago

Short skirt / Long jacket?

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 28 points 7 months ago

I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Trust me, no you don't. They're the I need my coffee before functioning people who refuse to get help for their ADHD, depression, and anxiety who think it's okay to be vile just because it's morning because that's how they had it as a kid.

Also, more than five hours of sleep helps. No, the three hour nap in the afternoon isn't the same as getting 6-8 hours of good sleep. 9-10 for some. Pretty sure it was genetics related last science knew.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 14 points 7 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I get that lol.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

But like, a loooooooooong jacket.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I always changed the lyrics in my mind to "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long penis" because the mental image of a knob dangling below the hem of the skirt tickled me.

[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 7 months ago

Why do I want to get a skirt now and try that out? Just to see what it would look like...

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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