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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 59 points 6 months ago

I'm a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I'm gay now

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

I don't know... is she a billionaire? Would she only MAYBE give birth to two children?

[-] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you're one of those basketful basket case people.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Quiverfull.

Like they're ammunition in the war against the Unchristian.

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 17 points 6 months ago

Have you tried saying "You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)" to her?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'm married to a 39 year old woman. That makes me like double gay.

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶

[-] Staiden@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

I'm 40 dating a 37 year old. I must be a gay pedo?

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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