if it were a life or death situation, and the only way to save your life, is to kiss a politician on the cheek, and say, "You're my best friend I love you " ? (lemm.ee)

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while it's broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It's not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump's female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom's off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don't really count they're not politicians yet or I don't think I don't know

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[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Consensual?

I'll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we're lovers. "You're my...." look at cameras "best friend.... I... I... love you." run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they're in a key district.

Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

I salute you and honor your sacrifice.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Margaret Thatcher, she’s as hot today as she was in 1985.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I guarantee it's hotter where she is than where she was before she died

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

We all know that Trump and his followers would find a way to make you a gay loser and him a straight God.

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