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submitted 8 months ago by Dessa@hexbear.net to c/covid@hexbear.net

The billionaire who wants to live forever just admitted he has long covid. Specifically, covid wrecked his lungs.

If you haven’t come across him, Bryan Johnson is a 46-year-old tech bro who cashed out a few years ago and now spends all his time trying not to die.

He has been interviewed by most mainstream news outlets where he has documented his extreme and bizarre quest for immortality. From a story in The Guardian:

“He rises at 4.30am, eats all his meals before 11am, and goes to bed – alone – at 8.30pm, without exception. He ingests more than 100 supplement pills daily and bathes his body in LED light. Two of the three meals he eats every day are exactly the same: boiled broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and garlic, nuts and seeds. He takes 54 pills in the morning, and the rest in between skin treatments and red-light therapy. He doesn’t drink alcohol, and doesn’t go out in the evening. He experimented with injecting himself with blood plasma from his 18-year-old son Talmage.”

Lol, and indeed, lmao

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

This dude was posting about his morning wood and nightly erection quality on twitter recently, extremely weird behaviour.

man posted his dick girth in those graphs. Elon musk could never

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Just realised it means he sleeps with a digitised cock ring on his shaft, that connects to his phone through an app.

What the fuck

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago
[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Wax just sounds better

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

These are the people saying you're "too unqualified" to even work minimum wage.

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