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submitted 5 months ago by Delphia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

In what ways are you absolutely the stereotype?

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Im approaching 40 and instead of buying a sportscar and fucking a coworker, I started working out and shaving my head.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

That'll just make the coworker come to you.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 8 points 5 months ago

Exactly, just let him cook for a little while.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

NGL, even if I were single id pass on all of them.

I like to joke to my wife that my end goal with the gym is to be the "hot dad" at school drop off to a degree that my wife doesnt want me doing it in case one of the thirsty ass single moms decides she wants to throw it at me.

[-] LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Millennials can't afford mid-life crises :(

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