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[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 5 months ago
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 121 points 5 months ago

Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, the orbital laser bug

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Eww no I already tipped them 20%

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Why are they laughing in your parent's house?! That seems a little concerning.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Next time don't masturbate in their bed.

[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.

[-] Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.

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