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[-] odium@programming.dev 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Guys, I've sent a 1099a with ALL CAPS signed name at 45° angle to slow down the rotation of the earth so that I get longer nights for longer sleeps. But they just ghosted my corporate self. Any immediate remedy suggestions?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I give them bogus advice. I'm pretty good at it.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Oh you have to start screenshotting that.

I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named "Heinrich Licksumweiner" who insisted on being called "Heinie" a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it's spelled (shi-thēd).

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I would answer the phone with "Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!" If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I enjoyed this one that I composed. Sounds sovcitty.

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I might pay to subscribe to that.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Should I post some? I think it's pretty sovcitty.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I thought this sounded good lol.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

This is a word salad work of art.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I felt very sovcitty.

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