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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it's like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.
When I see bazongas my eyes actually literally pop straight out of my head and onto the floor where I'm left sobbing trying to find them again. Thanks, obama
Thanks to the woke mod, if I run at a woman with outstretched arms yelling "Awooga Awooga!" I get a safe dropped on my head, then the door opens up and there are tiny birds flying around my head. Cancel culture gone mad.
I wish this happened to me minus the steam whistle
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