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[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 69 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt... now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.

Edit: hold on someone's calling me...

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago

The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter

[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Now you get it, right?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago
[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 7 months ago

Good soldiers follow orders.

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 18 points 7 months ago
[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

LMAO that's amazing

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 15 points 7 months ago

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

(YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

We'll fuck your wife!

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Don't tell me what i can or can't do.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Don't fit :(

[-] byroon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

[-] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can't do width lol

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not with that attitude you can't.

[-] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist...

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

On a Samsung Fold thats open to wide screen: Use one eye only. Two eyes makes it overlap, at least at the distance I held it.

[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

Damn, I thought it was going to say The Game

[-] Newguy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Boo! I just lost

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 18 points 7 months ago

the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters

[-] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago

Shove it up your butt

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

It works a lot better if you close one eye

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago
[-] cmysmiaczxotoy@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

You made me stand up and look down at my computer monitor. Up yours asshole!

[-] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

I'd love to see one of these as a scannable barcode

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Look from the charger port

Uhh, what

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They meant like this:

Only using one eye can also help in reading it.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I'm reading this post through my charging port and I can't see anything

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 7 months ago
[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
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