So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.
so does elephants
Only Dumbo.
And even for him it's against the laws of physics but he does it anyway for he doesn't give a shit about laws
there's no elephant police
That's impossible! How is their society supposed to function without a police?
Elephant society says otherwise
I hope they don't participate in mutual aid or other anarchist terrorism because that could tear down the state!
what if the ones you've gotten in trouble with are flying fish?
We're in cahoots.
What if I put wings on something like a frog or amphibious creature of your choice
Good luck with that, I suppose.
Also they could hide on a cherry tree or something
well, I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree...
Cause they are hidden good
That’s like the elephant that learned it can block traffic and steal sugar cane out of the truck.
oh man is there a community for this? i used to post on the quick animal facts subreddit all the time! i probably still have them saved somewhere on my desktop
edit: even though im allergic to responsibility (it makes my eyes sweat), i've made it. see https://lemm.ee/c/quickanimalfacts
edit2: !quickanimalfacts@lemm.ee
you could be the creator
Let me know if you create the community!
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !quickanimalfacts@lemm.ee
thank you
Nice! Looking forward to see some facts!
I'd like to see them play Mario Kart.
they clearly don't want to
There's an elephant addon in supertux kart
until they get eaten by lions.
that really happens.
Mostly just the sick ones and the babies. Lions generally don't go after prey that large. They generally avoid giraffes too. They have to be pretty desperate to go after an elephant because they can't kill it like most of their prey by either suffocation or breaking their neck.
they clearly want to
They just never want to jump
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