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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sexy_peach@feddit.de to c/news@beehaw.org

Voting has now closed.

Our final tally is as follows:

Return to normal operations: -2,329 votes

Only allow images of John Oliver looking sexy: 37,331 votes

It would seem that the community has spoken!

Henceforth, /r/Pics will only allow images of John Oliver looking sexy.

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[-] mabd@kbin.social 53 points 1 year ago

What I love about this is that it's exactly the kind of thing he'd talk about on his show, which would be hilarious and also add more exposure the the whole thing.

[-] Radioaktvt@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago

Can’t wait to see him respond to it. Maybe he will post a couple of saucy pics on the subreddit himself to contribute?

[-] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds up his alley.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I predict a show segment where he does a photoshoot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

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[-] TechyDad@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I don't like linking to Twitter, but John Oliver acknowledged it and tweeted some photos for Redditers to use: https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/1670179738348933120?t=58hT7Y7ZMhwZ37CIxgeRdg&s=19

[-] smokedtofu@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

For sure he’s going to talk about it!

[-] -hypnotoad-@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

The writers strike is still ongoing though, bad timing for all of this; he would have been a helpful voice.

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[-] deraji@lemmy.one 33 points 1 year ago

Hold on... Are there any OTHER types of John Oliver images?

[-] Floppy@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

I read this in John Oliver’s voice…

[-] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

This is epic. Trolling level 10. Spez wanted to force them to reopen, so they did, but burned the subreddit. I can't wait for r/gaming to be only about ping pong, or r/videos to be only cat videos.

You can not force a community. And Spez has unintentionally created a community, just one that hates him.

[-] MerylasFalguard@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like /r/videos only being cat videos would still make it a worthwhile sub. Make it so that any videos shared that are above 240p are against the rules and subject to be automatically deleted.

[-] blindsight@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

/r/videos is self posts only to discuss retro video formats, like betamax vs. VHS.

[-] evistre@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

I would unironically love that.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

If anything, that would just undercut the 300 other subreddits already devoted to cat videos.

[-] plecks@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Only allow ai generated videos of sexy John Oliver

[-] struds@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

r/movies should only allow content about silent movies. None of these modern 'talkies'.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 27 points 1 year ago

Wait, I thought the objective was to reduce traffic to reddit.

[-] blindsight@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago

It's funny for a day, but it'll be a graveyard in a week, I'm guessing.

I think this is the best possible response to being essentially forced to reopen.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

Forcing mods back is one thing, but it's a lot harder to bring back users once they've found another chew toy to gnaw on.

[-] Mdidi@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Or rather it's a lot harder to bring back users and make them stay if all they can see are sexy pictures of John Oliver

[-] TechyDad@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Reddit admins: "Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ John Oliver!"

[-] itchy_lizard@feddit.it 24 points 1 year ago

Brilliant. I look forward to John Oliver's episode on capitalist social media companies like Twitter and Reddit fucking their userbase

[-] TechyDad@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

The one downside to the writer's strike (that I've so far since there was a lot of content banked) is all the late night comedians' missed opportunities. Of course, I fully support the writers. I hope they get everything they are asking for so that we can get back to watching the amazing stuff they produce!

[-] ButterBiscuits@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Will be a whole new level of sexy pictures at that point...

[-] intrnt@lemmy.one 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

John Oliver is a California Ten.

Edit: John Oliver talking about a Steve Mnuchin clip: "Now, I know it was hard to pay attention to what he was saying, because you were just automatically undressing the guy with your eyes and you do it whenever he opens his mouth. Am I right? I'm definitely right. The guy's a California Ten, He's a smokeshow." https://youtu.be/RKjk0ECXjiQ?t=643

[-] Zednix@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

That's pretty funny even if you hate John Oliver

[-] Tai@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Honestly think it's funnier if you do hate John Oliver

[-] Ascyron@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I can confirm; I hate John Oliver and think this is hilarious.

[-] ElysiumXII@beehaw.org 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Absolutely based, r/Steam is pics of Steam engines and such right now. r/wellthatsucks is pics of vacuum cleaners iirc

[-] briongloid@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

r/interestingasfuck is now an NSFW sub with hairy buttholes.

[-] lagged@dataterm.digital 19 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, very good. Excellent loop hole. It's possible spez will still try and force pics back to it's former popularity but this does follow his rules ...

[-] freeman@lemmy.pub 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Spez probably:

Motherfucker. Move those goalposts again. But no threats! just expectations!. Also what am I paying you for. Less loopholes in our doublespeak.

[-] MartianInAHumansBody@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I support the writers strike of course. But sad we won't get a new episode of Last Week Tonight where John has to comment on how he's bringing the sexy back to /r/pics

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Assuming the writers strike doesn't resolve before reddit unfucks itself.

[-] marv99@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

Ahh, I returned to Reddit for the vote just to learn that vote is over :(. If you are interest in the vote's result and do not want to visit Reddit, feel free to open the spoiler

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Voting has now closed.

Our final tally is as follows:

Return to normal operations: -2,329 votes

Only allow images of John Oliver looking sexy: 37,331 votes

It would seem that the community has spoken!

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

ah thanks, I updated the post with the relevant information.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Seems like fate that its kind of a reverse 1337

[-] Ivyymmy@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Why was Jonh Oliver chosen?

I don't know him and his relation with Reddit, I think I might need some context XD

[-] chahk@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

He's a comedian with a great show on HBO (or whatever it's called this week.) Look up some of the segments on YouTube.

https://youtube.com/@LastWeekTonight

[-] Nonameuser678@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

He usually responds well to weird stuff like this and there's a chance he'll mention it on his show.

[-] dcormier@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

This is glorious.

I’m curious what spez will do about this.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Double down somehow of course

[-] TechyDad@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

New Reddit policy: Anyone who posts a photo of John Oliver is permanently banned.

Redditers rush to post as many photos of John Oliver as possible and thousands of users are banned. The postings of John Oliver finally stop, but since the most prolific posters are now banned, all other postings also grind to a halt.

[-] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

Finally they give the people what they want

[-] iamstevenrivers@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

This is quite literally one of the funniest things I have seen. Absolute genius move.

[-] Bricriu@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

This is the best thing I've seen all month.

[-] chris@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Gotta make sure John sees this…

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[-] Janedoe_@mastodon.social 3 points 1 year ago

@sexy_peach is this what Steve the croak Huffman said about mods having too much power?

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