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You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a woke criminal. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by betelgeuse@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Actual footage of every country the US bombed to submisison

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

People were allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake

Such as paying homeless people to compete in amateur bloodsports on film and causing trauma to friends testicles for clout and whatever the hell "wholesome" shenanigans Tom Green was getting up to at the time.

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Come on jackass isn't on the same level as bum fights

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Neither is Tom Green lol what the fuck is this guy on about

Weren’t there entire talk shows designed to make the black community seem like a bunch of single moms who don’t know who the baby daddy is?

Wasn’t there an “expose your tits, possibly underage girls” video series?

Hasn’t most news been “America good foreign bad” since like, well always I guess?

Point is, there are much better examples to go along with Bumfights than “Stunts and Pranks” and “Man behaves abnormally to confuse people”

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[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Really fucking strong contender for hot take of the year holy shit.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

People treating periods of time I was around for like they're completely different eras is like a emotional heimlich. Especially since I have coworkers who are over twice as old as I am

[-] AlkaliMarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I saw a Youtube comment that said you couldn't make The Amazing World of Bubblegum now because of snowflakes and it's from 2011

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

We're only 20 days into the year. There's still 345 days left for us to see even more radioactively hotter takes.

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[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

It's really before the imperial core lost its goddamn mind when it found out that actions have consequences.

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

you've been licked by, you've been sucked by

a pube criminal

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[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

"This is what the world looked like before posting the age brackets for pedo-, hebe- and ephebophilia made people ask me hurtful questions about the distance i'm required to keep from schools."

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Men really dressed like shit back then. Somehow worse than today

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[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Music videos from that era were actually very good. Michel gondry did a lot of cool stuff around then

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[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Creating a corporate music video for MTV for its own sake

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[-] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

I agree Sargon the world was better when I was a littol dumb babby

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I see Carl of Swindon is as coherent as ever

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Cant we just have a society with woke and nu metal covers coexisting?

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Alien Ant Farm singer Dryden Mitchell is facing a misdemeanor battery charge for an alleged incident with a fan that took place in October of last year. The 46-year-old nu-metal singer is being accused of grabbing a male fan's outstretched hand during a show in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and allegedly forcing the hand onto Mitchell's own groin area.

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