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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 106 points 5 months ago

Folks, the world use to be fully of 30 year olds making music for 15 year olds so giant record companies could sell CDs. Then woke happened.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago

Before black people made it illegal to be white you could rock out.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Clutching a DVD of "Mystery Men" to my chest and gently sobbing, because I don't want William H. Macy to see what has become of our beautiful country.

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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 75 points 5 months ago

You may not like it, but American Pie style college comedy movies are actually where US culture peaked

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

You’re right, I don’t like it lol

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.

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[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

Back in my day black hole sun would wash away the rain but not anymore because of WOKE

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

Black hole sun won't you come?

volcel-kamala

[-] erik@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

Tough being a RETVRN guy these days if this is the barrel they're scraping the bottom of.

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Reject Harry Styles RETVRN to the Offspring.

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[-] leftofthat@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago

The guitarist wore a hammer and sickle shirt to a live show and it didn't seem sarcastic

https://youtu.be/OOvszAyFlk8?si=XeNwggrzZMSkgdQN

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

Leftists made it illegal for guys to be dudes

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sargon is the most deranged fascist on youtube. Didn't he have that tweet about mexican food being low quality, so that's why they spice it? michael-laugh

CW: shrimp meat

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Europeans having bad opinions about cuisine from central and south america always gets me riled up

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

The whole "Acting repulsed by foreign foods while actively plundering said foreigners for spices" thing the British had going on with India always reminded me of an old Jane's Addiction song.

One must eat the other who runs free before him

Put them right into his mouth

While fantasizing the beauty of his movements

A sensation not unlike slapping yourself in the face

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

These people make millions just making content about how white people are royalty among the rest of humanity, and I have to work to pay taxes to child predators.

Fuck.

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[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

food tastes of something, anything at all

What an assault on the senses!!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Not beating the accusations of being English huh

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Mexican food is famous the world over for being delicious.

American food is famous for being unhealthy and addictive slop.

British food is famous for being a joke.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Bro is literally british

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

I remember 2001 well, the entire USA was just one giant music video set

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Alien Ant Farm would be canceled today for being white, just white alone. FOLKS

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

This is what the world looked like before mass immigration

How did immigration prevent any of this?

Widespread racial and gendered guilt activism

You tell non-whites and women they are innately evil and I know damn well you salivate over legalizing honor killings every day

Bankers had totally screwed the economy for their own gain.

You voted for that because they thought they'd save you from gay marriage.

People were just allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake.

You people think this is the most immoral thing one can do.

Brits: The Americans of Europe.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

You voted for that because they thought they'd save you from gay marriage.

Let's face it, "bankers" is probably just an antisemitic dogwhistle.

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

It's so funny that this loser is reduced to tweeting about music videos from 20 years ago.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

White men like this (pseuds, basically) love to eulogise something that they think is neat.

You... can just say "I think Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal is pretty neat!" and that's it. You don't need to provide some big philosophical or historical justification for why you like something, and if you're doing this often then it speaks to a pretty deep-seated insecurity.

This tweet has big "old man yells at cloud" energy.

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh you mean the people who covered a Black man's song as a tribute to that said Black man? A sicko-hexbear-woke AF Black man?

Akkad are you ok? Are you ok Akkad?

frothingfash a music video from a time, and a place, made by a situated people with particular characteristics.

gulag

Oh boy. Someone let Akkad know his bois are woke AF too ohnoes .. 2003 LOS ANGELES — A rock band crashes the Justin and Christina tour, a gay pride parade and the BET Awards to play their new single? It might sound like an episode of "Jackass" or "PUNK'D," but it's not. It's the setup for Alien Ant Farm's next video.

.... On Sunday, the band dressed the truck as a giant ant — complete with mandibles, antennae and legs — and entered it as a float in West Hollywood's Gay Pride Parade.

"We thought it would be funny to just go down the parade on a float, appreciating diversity and jamming on our instruments," Corso said. "And it was a really long parade, too. We did multiple takes of the song going down Santa Monica Boulevard."

And how did the crowd react? "It was wonderful! We didn't 'belong' there, but it was cool. There were a couple of like 'Blue Oyster Bar'-type biker boys on the side of the street, in full garb, like a couple of Rob Halfords. [They] threw me metal horns.

"The most negative response we got all day was [from] the [anti-gay] fanatics," he continued. "All those ignorant bastards were corralled in [one area] with megaphones, placards, everything. When we went by, we stopped playing and started gesturing at these people, if you know what I mean. They were gesturing back at us, and they were yelling. And all the people attending the parade were cheering for us."

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

2001

before "mass immigration"

When you understand the passage of time.

[-] Sinistar@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

There's no way this is an actual response of his to this clip. This has to be edited. I simply can't believe it.

Uh but anyway the AAF version of this song is okay but I felt like it was overrated and overplayed at the time.

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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Sure, whatever, I guess.

The past he wants to RETVRN to never really existed so 2003 is as good a time as any for him to wax poetic about.

Carl Benjamin peaked when he called a press conference and then threw a fit when the press turned up to it and asked questions. Smartest right winger.

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[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Limp Bizkit was a cia op to make Rage Against the Machine seem lame

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

lmao imagine thinking bankers waited until after 2001 to start fucking everything over for their own benefit. Who was Ronald Reagan? What was Enron?

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

People used to do weird pop-punk covers of Michael Jackson songs on every street corner back in my day

Now you'll be lucky to see a Janet Jackson cover

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The 2000s were garbage and this cover was a terrible one-hit wonder that was mocked relentlessly when it was released

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[-] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

damn that sucks I was just about to do wholesome fun things today before i remembered about gendered guilt activism sadness

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Can ww3 happen already so the world is reduced to ash and I don't have to hear this shit anymore

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

2001 was not, in fact, the completely different world Sargon implies it is. You could have already had DSL speed internet if you were in a relatively well developed part of the US. The "Terkahjerbs" episode of South Park would air within three years of this song's release

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

I wonder what "fun, wholesome things" he wanted to do that the wokes disallowed him from doing.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

He wants to listen to music originally produced and performed by black people, but covered by white people.

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago
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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Sargon of Akkad is so dumb and smug I can't even watch dunking videos of him because he's that unbearable. Tim Pool dunking vids are great because he's dumb in a funny way, Sargon just makes me groan.

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wait until sargon hears what wokesters want to do to bankers and other assorted piggies

[-] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

When these people say "bankers", they just mean jews, they do not actually care about what capital does to you if the capitalist falls outside of their to gas list

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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

People were allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake

Such as paying homeless people to compete in amateur bloodsports on film and causing trauma to friends testicles for clout and whatever the hell "wholesome" shenanigans Tom Green was getting up to at the time.

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[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Actual footage of every country the US bombed to submisison

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