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[-] VelvetGentleman@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

I've found it's easier to weigh yourself with your head on then pull your head off and weigh yourself again. Subtract one from the other and you've got the weight of your head.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago

The smart way to handle it is to zero the scale with the full weight, then remove your head and drop the negative.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

No need to subtract one from the other twice. You did that when removing your head.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 22 points 6 months ago

Somehow this gives me flashbacks about desperately trying to weigh my boobs and not being able to figure out how to do so in a reproducible way

[-] prayer@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

The official boob weight measurement is by water displacement. Fill a bowl full of water. Weigh it. Immerse the bosoms into the bowl, water will spill out. Weigh the bowl again. Multiply the difference by 0.9. Tada, you've got your best breast burden belief, before buying boundless bizarre boobies balances.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

I tried that, but it is difficult to reproduce since it depends on literally millimeters on how deep you dip them in. Also, what about the under armpit part of the boob?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Is that Malcolm in the middle?

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 58 points 6 months ago

No, that's a window. Malcom isn't in this shot

[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

You magnificent bastard, take my upvote and get out of here.

[-] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Does this explain quantum physics?

Something about, observing something changes it's state.

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