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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] synestia@lemmy.ml 84 points 7 months ago

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 32 points 7 months ago

Okay tweets rarely make me actually laugh out loud but that was hilarious. Spot on.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Bioshock wants a word.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Here:

Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.

I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago

The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Open source firmware when?

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.

[-] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this

[-] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

"...while crying and repeatedly begging to stop"

[-] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Omg that picture really puts this article over the top.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Had an awful night last night, shit day followed. The headline alone got me laughing out loud.

[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pretty much the Second Life subplot of Gamer with Gerard Butler lol

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