Its what plants crave : memes

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 87 points 5 months ago

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

[-] bjg13@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Go away! I'm Batin!!!

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I thought your head would be bigger...

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago

So that's why I've not seen it here.

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

You poor healthy bastards

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's the healthcare human rights thing tho

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

So thats why people from my country want to go to America

[-] onion@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago

EU be like

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.

[-] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

We had a whole documentary about this...

[-] shiftymccool@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago

Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 32 points 5 months ago

People need the visualization

[-] Cipher22@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It's* what plants crave

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e

[-] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

It got what plants grave

[-] scroll_responsibly 8 points 5 months ago

It’s got electrolytes

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Same image except it's on Mars.

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

No one would have any teeth

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Dentures go brrrrrr

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.

[-] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 months ago

Brawndo!!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

I really wish I got paid to shit post.

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[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I wish you hadn't

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