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Gonzalo rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 5 months ago by glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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More facade posting Also Trip’s ass amiright

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

I fucking hate grocery shopping.

The only thing that made it not-terrible really was getting in on couples arguments. You gotta be sneaky though.

One time a couple was arguing about which peanut butter to buy. I didn't even need peanut butter. I had to be like "excuse me" to even get at it because they're standing right in front of it. Grabbed the one, and muttered to "myself" : "yeah, this is the good stuff", and walked off with it.

Put it back later.

[-] omnomed@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Chaotic good

[-] seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM@feddit.de 38 points 5 months ago

melon

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 5 months ago

I think you should leave

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

we can only tolerate so.much

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 months ago

I'm never going to be able to escape this damn game

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 months ago

Just say melons he'll kick you out

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

You can get kicked out any time you like

But you can never leave

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Would love a modern remake, now that the technology is better

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 months ago

You don't join a threesome if you want to, it's about consent. And you can easily be pulled into an argument if you're so inclined.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

Even with consent, it is really easy to get pulled into couple's arguments.

You kind of have to want to join a threesome, to be able to consent to a threesome, but so do all the others.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 5 months ago

Can we start requiring consent for being involved in arguments?

I'd really like to never agree...

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 15 points 5 months ago

I don't know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

At least you can do a majority vote with three people

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Damn, I never knew I needed a 3rd person in my relationship until now...

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

cue everyone voting something different

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 months ago

What was that game called again?

[-] Metype@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Façade

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 months ago

🍈

[-] Marighost@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

😧

😡

Okay, Rozauhtuno, it's time for you to leave.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

<<Trip’s tiny ass yeeting you out of the apartment>>

[-] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

sounds like they might want to join a throuple! i was in a throuple once, we had arguments and disagreements all the time lol

[-] Lath@kbin.earth 6 points 5 months ago

Hmm. T'Pol be Tripping

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Certified Facade moment

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If anyone looking for a third, then contact me!

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