Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
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You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest IMO.
Nah you just picky mate,
DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.
Red flag, but not a deal breaker.
These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.
they’re not taking things seriously
No shit?
just there to stroke your ego.
… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal story somewhere in there
Their ego, I meant.
Ahh right that definitely makes more sense, although I'm not sure I agree
I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They're not worth your time.
1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?
Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I'm assuming is at most a couple of different "cases", plus it's not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I'm saying you're lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that taking random people at their word is often inadvisable.
Not that it makes much of a difference to me personally anyhow, it's not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago
Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔...
My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.
The bios says no sex.
"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".
Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.
Fix what? There's nothing to fix.
The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I'd expect more for my blood sacrifice.
6 Killometers away
refreshes
5 Kilometers away
And decreasing…
TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!
EU males go brrrrrr
?
Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.
What's there to fix?
Those fake eyebrows, for starters.
Worth it.
.... Go on..
Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe...
Where is there humor here?
The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death
Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.
I thought the point was to cut her date with it.
And only 6 kms away!
I'm in. When?
Fairly soon... she's only 6km away.