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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noel Fielding is a well-known British comedian, mate

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[–] Daze@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Link, he come to town

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] tdubmoney@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

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[–] FederatedSaint@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Shifty five

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] gangstamouse@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

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[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] Jode@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

#Base

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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

Crab battle!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

https://media.kbin.social/media/08/30/08301f65d664a04ab3431d901d1b9c5f88a4913da7086fbe580ce765013b961c.png

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