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[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 131 points 2 years ago (5 children)

More people are still in the lurking stage of their lemmy evolution.

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago (11 children)

That’s why I’m being a lil chatty boi here. Pretend I said something clever

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ha ha ha, really? Wow, you're fascinating!

[–] dpozinen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

What I also noticed is that most posts are fresh and the comments are like 5m old, even though I'm not sorting by new. We're not used to that coming from reddit

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[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Unforseen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They say he’s a Lemmy boy He said, “I’m a chatty boi…”

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[–] margaritox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Me too! Now, instead of just thinking dumb questions, I actually ask them.

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[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey this guy said somethin clevah!

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[–] randint@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I think I comment quite a lot but rarely post. does that count as lurking?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like user reply more than on reddit.

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[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (21 children)

This is a comment. Engage with it.

[–] explodified@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] puzzle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

[–] outdated_belated 12 points 2 years ago

Disengaged.

[–] frenchdresses@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This is another comment.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

peepee poopoo

[–] Cynicivity@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You can’t make me.

[–] Doog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Engage with deez nuts

[–] groggy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oooh baby I'm engaging! Look out!!!!

[–] jaegernut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Thrusters engaged

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ok, number one. Engage!

[–] machelinos 5 points 2 years ago

I already engaged

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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The best part is adding that first comment and seeing it explode after.

(Explode being a very very relative term in this case 😜)

[–] mrmhm@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Look at this guy with

checks post

5 points.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It wasn’t a first (or even early) comment, I’m just encouraging participation on undiscovered posts. It’s super rewarding to ask a simple question and have engaging conversation unfold around you on a post that might otherwise die.

They don’t get hot if we don’t comment!

[–] Misconduct@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was more of a lurker for much of my time on Reddit but I find myself commenting and upvoting a lot more here because I genuinely want to contribute. I should probably just sack up and start actively posting on the few small communities I'd like to see grow tbh

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[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got 4 followers on mastodon

I'm famous

Mkbhd n Austin Evans wanna collab with me

[–] Paol@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ten favorites on Mastodon?! Woah! That's a hit toot!

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[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・:*:・

[–] pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

!copypasta@sh.itjust.works

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someday I wanna find me someone that loves penis half as much as you do.

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[–] redimk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The ones I hate are "AITA" posts that are uploaded by a Reddit/Lemmy bot... Like, who tf are we supposed to reply to?

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just ban any of the content reposting bots.

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Nah. U first!

[–] ricecake@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am still sad that Facebook buried this. I know it's still there, but it used to be much more prominent.

[–] ricecake@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] elskertesla@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Poke got me laid.

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Sorry, this is entirely my fault.

[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I missed the comment count at first and thought he was mad about the external link.

[–] NightAuthor@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Mad it’s an external link with no comments to read instead of visiting the link.

[–] AnonymousLlama@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

I'll give you an upvote and this thumbs up emoji 👍🏼

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Mmmm I’ll engage with whatever content I want thank you very much.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I made this comment. There, I did something.

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[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Hello world

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