the internet shopping experience is not okay (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by emizeko@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] red552@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

no-mouth-must-scream

[-] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 38 points 3 months ago

Ok but $2.99 is an incredible deal for a full body leotard with a set of six hands.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Shopping on AliExpress is such a clusterfuck. I wish I could just see stuff from the 2-3 shops that make inexpensive Amerikaji menswear that I like.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Wigs

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Would you like to see these pants that only a Kingdom Hearts character would wear?

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I once got a cosplay costume from aliexpress, and it was so bad that I never wore it in public, and eventually it turned into cleaning rags a little bit quicker than the average piece of clothing.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I swear it was better 5 years ago

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

Popping the cork on my vintage 1979 toe fungus.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

what are you talking about, that is clearly a pulley puller for removing your toenail pulleys

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

It's a toe battering ram for when you need to siege the athlete's foot.

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The toe and the mouth I see every time.

Give it a break guys I only need 10 of each I aint getting 11

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Whatever feeling i get from looking at this is the exact same feeling i get from everything else these days

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

k-pain

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

we doing toe phrenology now

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

I can't tell what any of these are supposed to be

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago

You don't have a toenail peeler?

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

AliExpress I am only here to buy good cheap guitar stuff please stop trying to get me to buy anything else

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago

Sometimes I see something weird which I can't figure out what it is. Click on it or if curiosity. I then get more weird stuff shown to me there after. It takes over.

At the moment it's t-shirts which have Jesus on wrestling satan. Could be worse I guess. "Not today satan"

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

lol I always see that mouth one wtf.

I think there's a horny boomer at the top of their marketing department.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The toe thing is for when the edges of your toe nails dig into your skin. It hurts like hell, but there’s probably a medically sound way of doing it, but that’s the DIY way of fixing it