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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

If you say the magic words, laws don’t apply.

EDIT: I looked up two of these. Theft prevention act? It’s like they’re randomly cutting and pasting parts of laws and in their heads somehow it makes sense.

I can also randomly pick words from legal documents to say anything I want. But then, every word in this post came from a legal document including the following:

I now own your house and by having read this post you consent to a transfer of all your assets to me. No signature or confirmation required. No take backs.

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it has to be "NO TAKESIE BACKSIES, WITHOUT PREJUDICE". Now it's all mine!

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.

The one thing a sovcit can never do.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You didn't capitalize anything so I'm RUBBER and you're GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where’s your red ink thumbprint?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You didn't use EMOJIS so payment in the FORM of $1M upfront, THEN the usual PAYMENTS 😘🤣🤔🤑💥🦶🐢

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

You can't own my house if I don't own a house. Checkmate liberal

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"natural born" is part of the qualification to be President of the United States in the constitution.

"Under God" is a clause that was officially added to the pledge of allegiance in the 1950s. The pledge of allegiance doesn't really have much legal significance at all in the United States, even if it is recited daily in schools.

"Natural born woman" sounds a lot like an Aretha Franklin hit.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This makes me think of people that add a "copyright" notice at the end of every comment

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

"I do not claim ownership of the song used in this video."

Good, because you'd be a lunatic if you did, JazzMasterZero, but it doesn't change the fact that you are still using someone else's art in your monetized and shittily-edited dog trick compilation video.

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ugh the ones with the "anti-AI" "licensing"? I honestly don't know how they expect that to accomplish anything, other than look like a pretentious idiot.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's either fair use to train, and the license does nothing, or it is not fair use to train, and the license is extraneous. I explained that to one of them and he said the license isn't actually supposed to do the "anti-AI" he claims it does. Thus winning the discussion, I guess.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Facebook idiots write „without prejudice” on everything

looks inside

Prejudice

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Prejudice is other people. 🤦‍♂️

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

28cfr29 is about a voluntary theft prevention program. It's not about registration at all.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

There's probably about 6 to 10 words in a row somewhere in it that says something they like and wish was in a different context, so they will quote just that line.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Lol of course.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My favorite is the "without prejudice" part. That's the part of the spell that let's you banish a demon but don't prevent it from showing back up later.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (11 children)

That "may" is doing some real heavy lifting...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She of course teaches a "donation based" class on Telegram about how you too can be tased and dragged out of your car.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great! I was feeling too sane and reasonable anyway.

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Study these codes written by the government, they give you rights; not those codes written by the government, they don't give you any rights.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know, I'm really rooting for these people. They are like Mario 64 speed runners looking for the new speed butt jump glitch. One of them might actually find something worthwhile.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I agree - I'm just waiting for it to get upheld by the Supreme Court before I get my cardboard license plates too lol

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This can be viewed as soft evidence that we're not in a simulation. Speedrunners achieve their goals, and do not waste time on unnecessary dialogue.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's really interesting to me is how much time they invest in this stuff. It's not exactly interesting. And there's no tangible result for them, other than ending up in court. They do end up having to pay tax or whatever it is they're trying to dodge.

What do they get out of it?

These sovcits obsessed with sticking to the DMV just seem like flat earthers - there's no actual point to the obsession.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but in exchange for their $500 fine, they get the "moral victory", they get to feel as persecuted as they want to be (read: "aren't"), and they get a cool story to share with mayonnaise people on their divorced middle-aged white guy fascist gunnut forums. We all have our hobbies. Mine is Rubik's Cubes.

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[–] HaywardT 14 points 1 year ago

She left off her Facebook disclaimer.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I'm really curious about the "without prejudice" part. I've never heard that part of their "lore" before.

Does it basically end up meaning "give me the rights of this paper/document, but I reserve the right to not meet my end of the bargain"? Because knowing them, this is exactly what it boils down to.

How much blind faith does it take for these morons to have their whole hope seated in claiming that judges dismissing them bring called a "victory"? To my knowledge none of them has ever succeeded in any way in a court setting, so they have no real examples to point to besides a judge just not seeming it worth the struggle of dealing with them.

Although at this point we should be seeking to take every one of these cases there are and summarily deciding to rule for their worst case scenario. Movement will likely die off when they spend the rest of their lives such in jail or under an impossible set of fees that they'll never even make progress on, much less finish off.

Clearly I jest, but if we could stop ducking these cases and start prosecuting them more harshly, this would naturally go away.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, here in Australia

Fake Australian number plate

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Not stolen ok?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I hope her car gets towed.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The American colonies declared "All rights reserved" (independence), King George said nope and sent men with guns. The settlers won.

Let's see if this sovcit is ready to put her assertion to the test.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Let's see if the French save her ass, too.

This one shocked me. There's actual punctuation this time. Crazy.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I really want to know how they think a regular license plate means the vehicle is for hire.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Sovcits make me irrationally angry.

I don't understand them, they want to live here and gain all the advantages of living here whilst doing literally everything they can to not contribute to society.

These motherfuckers should be branded and any money they try to use should be immediately confiscated. I have no problem with someone being outside of civilization, but they should be completely on their own with only other sovcits to take care of them.

That'd solve this shit real quick.

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