Y'know, if we can get a 60kg wolf down to a 3kg chihuahua, it's not completely unreasonable to think we could get the 135kg animal down to a very manageable 7kg phoenix-think

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah?

I'm a human. I'm the real apex predator.

lea-smug

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

weapons-grade wombat

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

That's a big dog

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pshhhh its not even hexagonal.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

It's amogus -shaped

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I can tactically own the bear epic style in a kinetic situation. Easy.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

If bears want to be taken seriously, explain the little round ears on the top of their head.